If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.

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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

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Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly

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People always clap for the wrong reasons.

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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.

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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

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The world is full of actors pretending to be human

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She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

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