If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember

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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

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By words the mind is winged

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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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Under every stone lurks a politician.

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Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.

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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

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