You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me.

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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But he who dares not grasp the thorn Should never crave the rose. ― Anne Bronte

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A woman does not become interesting until she is over 40.

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The age of a woman is not important: you can be wonderful in your 20's, amazing in your 40's and stay fabulous for the rest of your life.

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Join the union, girls, and together say Equal Pay for Equal Work.

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Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky. ― Rabindranath Tagore

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The truth is not always beautiful, nor beautiful words the truth. ― Lao Tzu

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I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

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Nothing makes a woman look so old as desperately trying to look young

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