Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein

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When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. — Albert Einstein

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. — Albert Einstein

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The only thing that you absolutely have to know is the location of the library. — Albert Einstein

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. — Albert Einstein

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If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself. — Albert Einstein

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein

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Black holes are where God divided by zero. — Albert Einstein

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Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions. — Albert Einstein

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I'm going to be a superstar musician, kill myself, and go out in a flame of glory.

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