A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard

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Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment. ― Haruki Murakami

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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.― Anais Nin

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield

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I like the good life too much, I'm not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons. _ Anthony Hopkins

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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Life isn't perfect and that's the kind of world where Jesus showed up. He wasn't born in a palace on a perfect day. He was born in the middle of the night during tax season to an unwed couple in a stable or a cave in a sheep field. That was God's way of showing us that nothing is perfect. Life is chaotic. It's messy. That's what Jesus was stepping into.

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The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time management for me to focus. — Scott Raab

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw

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Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead Walk beside me… just be my friend ― Albert Camus

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