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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.
