Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.― Mark Twain

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A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men. ― Gloria Steinem

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You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.― Robert Louis Stevenson

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.― Mark Twain

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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ― George Carlin

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A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both. ― Milton Friedman

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I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit. ― Theodore Roosevelt

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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.― Jack London

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.― Mark Twain

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All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. ― Douglas Adams

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