Dogs never bite me. Just humans.― Marilyn Monroe

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men. ― Gloria Steinem

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Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach. Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for being a pig.

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I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior to men and always have been. ― William Golding

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I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit. ― Theodore Roosevelt

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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ― George Carlin

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.― Will Rogers

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Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so. ― Naomi Wolf

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.― Mark Twain

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