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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ― George Carlin

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From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.
God, it would be good to be a fake somebody rather than a real nobody. ― Mike Tyson
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.-Mitch Hedberg
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. ― George Carlin
I blinked. Because even though my dad never, ever complained about being a young dad, I always wondered about his regrets. How his need to keep abandoned, sad things might apply to me, too. ― Maurene Goo
The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like him.
I talk to God but the sky is empty.
Be true to the game, because the game will be true to you. If you try to shortcut the game, then the game will shortcut you. If you put forth the effort, good things will be bestowed upon you. That’s truly about the game, and in some ways that’s about life too.- Michael Jordan
Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God.