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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ― George Carlin

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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver. ― Charlotte Perkins Gilman
I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned - William Congreve
Entertainment is the devil's substitute for joy. The more joy you have in the Lord the less entertainment you need.
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I talk to God but the sky is empty.
Why should we not pray to our mother who are in heaven, as well as to our father?
You can’t get to a time before the Big Bang because there was no time before the Big Bang. We have finally found something that doesn’t have a cause, because there was no time for a cause to exist in.
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.― Neil Gaiman
Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.