Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. ― George Carlin

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. - Adam Sandler

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Stop longing. You poison today’s ease, reaching always for tomorrow. ― Robin Hobb

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Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. -Golda Meir

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When people laugh at Mickey Mouse it’s because he’s so human; and that is the secret of his popularity. ― Walt Disney

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ― Winston S. Churchill

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I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives. ― Jane Austen

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If it can bleed, we can kill it. ― Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red. ― Clive Barker

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Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so. ― Naomi Wolf

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