I grew up cursing a lot. - Adam Sandler

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop. - Adam Sandler

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. - Adam Sandler

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I know I want to always do the best I can. - Adam Sandler

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I was reading the paper and saw a cartoon with Ray Kelly frisking Obama, and I was like "Wait, what's happening?" so I Googled it. For everything Obama stands for and the things he's said in the past in his books, especially with the Trayvon Martin thing - and I'm not sure if he [made his comments on Trayvon] because he was asked a question and he was trying to be diplomatic and neutral - that can't happen.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. - Adam Sandler

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. - Adam Sandler

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. - Adam Sandler

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. - Adam Sandler

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Everybody wants to have a commentary on my life, like they are actually living it. Cool, comment all you want but I'm the one that's living it.

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