Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy. - Adam Sandler

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. - Adam Sandler

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. - Adam Sandler

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. - Adam Sandler

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This is as good a time as any to comment on what I think has grown into an abuse. Congress makes holidays and every time there isa holiday it is the practice for one department to telephone over to another department and say we are going to have an extra holiday in this department and what is your department going to do about it.... If it comes on Saturday, they want a holiday on Friday, and of course they couldn't come back and travel on Sunday and so they want another holiday on Monday to get back on. — Calvin Coolidge

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop. - Adam Sandler

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Everybody wants to have a commentary on my life, like they are actually living it. Cool, comment all you want but I'm the one that's living it.

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I know I want to always do the best I can. - Adam Sandler

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I grew up cursing a lot. - Adam Sandler

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect. - Adam Sandler

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