If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. ― Marilyn Monroe

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. - Adam Sandler

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible. - Adam Sandler

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! - Adam Sandler

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Happy girls are the prettiest girls. — Audrey Hepburn

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. - Adam Sandler

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. - Adam Sandler

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. - Adam Sandler

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I know I want to always do the best I can. - Adam Sandler

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