When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.

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If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.- Donald Trump

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. - Adam Sandler

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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.

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Hard work makes you feel good because you have accomplished something. ― Alcurtis Turner

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Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise. ― Frank Ocean

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I talk to God but the sky is empty.

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God does not ask your ability Or your inability. He asks only your availability.

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The true foundation of theology is to ascertain the character of God. It is by the aid of Statistics that law in the social sphere can be ascertained and codified, and certain aspects of the character of God thereby revealed. The study of statistics is thus a religious service.

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Work is hard, but being a mom is harder.

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