I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. — Joe Biden

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The more we read God’s truths and let truth fill our minds, the less time we’ll spend contemplating untruths.

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How many things have been denied one day, only to become realities the next!

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Maybe there's more we all could have done, but we just have to let the guilt remind us to do better next time.

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It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. - Voltaire

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I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

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I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up. — Joe Biden

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Consider Christmas - could Satan in his most malignant mood have devised a worse combination of graft plus bunkum than the system whereby several hundred million people get a billion or so gifts for which they have no use, and some thousands of shop clerks die of exhaustion while selling them, and every other child in the Western world is made ill from overeating - all in the name of the lowly Jesus?

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So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men. - Voltaire

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Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be careful. — Joe Biden

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