Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

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Every reasonable human being should be a moderate Socialist.

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.― Christopher Hitchens

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. - James Herriot

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.― Will Rogers

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Our language is primarily for expressing human goodness and beauty.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.― Andy Rooney

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.― Winston S. Churchill

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