Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!

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Retirement isn't so bad. Give me a tall drink, a plush sofa and a rerun of 'Matlock,' and you can have the rest. Matlock is my hero. He never loses.

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What do you call it when someone steals someone else's money secretly? Theft. What do you call it when someone takes someone else's money openly by force? Robbery. What do you call it when a politician takes someone else's money in taxes and gives it to someone who is more likely to vote for him? Social Justice. ― Thomas Sowell

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A friend gathers all the pieces and gives them back in the right order.

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You never lose by giving it all to Jesus.

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Giving advice isn't as risky as people say. Few ever take it anyway.

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Our mind is enriched by what we receive, our heart by what we give.

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10 ways to love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise.

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I no longer criticize anyone--not even myself. I only give out positive vibes. — Louise Hay

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Don't give up. Reach down inside of you and you'll find something left.

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