I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield

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A sense of peace came over me and I must have been smiling as I fell asleep. ― Harry Bernstein

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The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson.- Dwayne Johnson

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May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.

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God loves you simply because He has chosen to do so. He loves you when you don't feel lovely. He loves you when no one else loves you. Others may abandon you, divorce you, and ignore you, but God will love you always. No matter what!

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the woods are lovely, dark, and deep. but i have promises to keep, and miles to go before i sleep. ― Robert Frost

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Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth.- Donald Trump

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I have over a hundred wigs, I like to change them damn near every hour.- Megan Thee Stallion

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Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.

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If you look - look at - I mean, look at what's going on with your gasoline prices. They're going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don't have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, 'Fellas, it's time. It's over. You're not going to do it anymore.'-Donald Trump

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