He who fails to plan is planning to fail.

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Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

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The main vice of capitalism is the uneven distribution of prosperity. The main vice of socialism is the even distribution of misery.

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if you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.

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Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.

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Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

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There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

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When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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It is better to do something than to do nothing while waiting to do everything.

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