I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg

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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.

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Time is born in the eyes, everybody knows that.

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Merely by being born intelligent, you right away find yourself in absolute exile.

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I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit. ― Theodore Roosevelt

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Out of this wood do not desire to go; Thou shalt remain here whether thou wilt or no.

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My mistakes are my life.

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I was not born to amuse the Tsars.

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Why fit in when you were born to stand out? ― Dr. Seuss

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The old endless chain of love, tolerance, indifference, aversion and disgust

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