Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.- Oscar Wilde

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Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually. - Steve Martin

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If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. - Lee Iacocca

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Light cannot enter a dark room without illumining it. ― Matshona Dhliwayo

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I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. - Reggie Jackson

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I love jerk chicken. I could literally eat it every single day of my life. I also like curry goat, rice and peas, and ackee and saltfish. For some reason, no one ever taught me how to cook, though. They've always cooked for me! - Justine Skye

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A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. ― Virginia Woolf

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Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. - Paul Scheer

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I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. - Leonardo DiCaprio

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I never liked talking about myself or my background because I hated bringing back bad memories. And sometimes when I talked, it would come out the wrong way, and I'd look like a jerk. That's why I became an enigma to people. - Rod Carew

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