If no tender words are spoken, no tender hearts can be broken.

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I didn't love school.

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Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

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I don't like big balls on a dog.

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After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.

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I play into the perception of me, but it's not really me.

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It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.

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When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f--king bank account what I do,'

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I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

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If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.

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