More Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. "Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break!
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.
To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. Kurt Vonnegut
Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.
Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.