Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

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Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally. Lucille Ball

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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