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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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The more things you do, the more things you can do.
I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Responsibility is the ability to respond.
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
When you're too mad and too rattled to see straight, you're bound to make mistakes. You can't go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can't stand yourself.
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
Children internalize their parents' unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.