We are finally driven to monogamy not by morality but by exhaustion.

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Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.

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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

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The best slave does not need to be beaten. She beats herself.

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I am old enough to know that laughter, not anger, is the true revelation.

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I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star

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We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate.

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Young people never believe in the possibility of their own deaths. That's one reason old men can send them to war.

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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

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We've lost more men to homosexuality than we ever did in two world wars.

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