If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.

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If you are doing the right thing for the earth, she's giving you great company.

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A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.

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Conspiracy adepts love story-tellers who want to exorcise their fear, mixing rational and irrational elements to construct a plausible narrative for people craving a meaningful decoding and a breathtaking clarification. ("What after bowling alone?" ) ― Erik Pevernagie

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Keep cool but care.

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The greatest challenge in life is to be our own person and accept that being different is a blessing and not a curse. A person who knows who they are lives a simple life by eliminating from their orbit anything that does not align with his or her overriding purpose and values. A person must be selective with their time and energy because both elements of life are limited. ― Kilroy J. Oldster

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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. ― Jim Morrison

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Although two thirds of our planet is water, we face an acute water shortage. The water crisis is the most pervasive , most severe, and most invisible dimension of the ecological devastation of the earth.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.― Andy Rooney

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright

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