I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. -- Thomas Jefferson

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There are a great many opinions in this world, and a good half of them are professed by people who have never been in trouble.

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I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.

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My happiness is measured in Inches, 2, 4, 6, 8, .... I LOVE SHOES TOO MUCH.... ― Veronica Franco

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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. ― Robin Williams

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There is more to life than just pleasure. We want to achieve our happiness and not just experience it. ― Eric Weiner

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You are capable of amazing things—I’ve seen them myself! And I’m more than happy to remind you of how amazing you are anytime you need to hear it.

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I'm generally a happy person -with the help of antidepressants, that is- so there is something to be said for surrounding myself with happy people. ― Rachel Machacek

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A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. — Bette Davis

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