Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers. —Socrates

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Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that? - Blake Shelton

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It's a voluntary act. I cannot punish anyone not taking the public transport, but I want everyone, from the highest ranking officers to the lowest, to take public transport every Wednesday. _ Veerappa Moily

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The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps. _ Samuel Beckett

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I like the good life too much, I'm not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons. _ Anthony Hopkins

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I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man. — Joe Biden

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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew--knew--that we're carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we're all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?

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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. _ Demetri Martin

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But I remember the morning after The Mask of Virtue-which is the first play I did at the West End-that some critics saw fit to be as foolish as to say that I was a great actress. And I thought, that was a foolish, wicked thing to say, because it put such an onus and such a responsibility onto me, which I simply wasn't able to carry. And it took me years to learn enough to live up to what they said-for those first notices. I find it so stupid. I remember the critic very well, and have never forgiven him.

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Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE! _ Tracey Edmonds

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