She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

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People always clap for the wrong reasons.

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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.

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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly

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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.

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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

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