Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

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You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.

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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

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Open your mind before your mouth

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Under every stone lurks a politician.

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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.

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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

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