Under every stone lurks a politician.

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If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember

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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.

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You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.

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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven

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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

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Open your mind before your mouth

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