You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven

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These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can't live with them, or without them!

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Under every stone lurks a politician.

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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

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One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.

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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.

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