It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people. -Donald Trump

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake. ― Kristin Cashore

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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! ― Dr. Seuss

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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner

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I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!” —Horton Hatches the Egg ― Dr. Seuss

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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.- Dr. Seuss

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Be awesome! Be a book nut! ― Dr. Seuss

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If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good. ― Dr. Seuss

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Kids who have no interest in books are usually from slob parents who themselves had no interest in books. ― Dr. Seuss

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