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I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!
― Robin Williams
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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. — Barack Obama
Don't wait for miracles, your whole life is a miracle.
Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.
How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world!
Beyond myself, somewhere, I wait for my arrival.
Waiting means going about our assigned tasks, confident that God will provide the meaning and the conclusions.
Details matter, it's worth waiting to get it right.
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. ― Robin Williams
Die on a hilltop... eyeing the crows... waiting for your lids to close... but you want to watch as they peck your flesh... Ironic that they go for the eyes first.
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ― Robin Williams
