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I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole! ― Robin Williams

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Don't lose faith. Promise yourself that you will be a success story, and I promise you that all the forces of the universe will unite to come to your aid; you might not feel today or for a while, but the longer you wait the bigger the prize.
How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world!
Details matter, it's worth waiting to get it right.
We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us. – Joseph Campbell
From my point of view, your life is already a miracle of chance waiting for you to shape its destiny.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ― Robin Williams
We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. — E. M. Forster
If it be an evil to judge rashly or untruly any single man, how much a greater sin it is to condemn a whole people.
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ― Robin Williams
When life is difficult, God wants us to have a faith that trusts and waits.