If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

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I said to my soul, be still and wait without hope, for hope would be hope for the wrong thing; wait without love, for love would be love of the wrong thing; there is yet faith, but the faith and the love are all in the waiting. Wait without thought, for you are not ready for thought: So the darkness shall be the light, and the stillness the dancing.

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ― George Bernard Shaw

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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - George Bernard Shaw

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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.... ― George Bernard Shaw

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Youth is wasted on the young. ― George Bernard Shaw

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