A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. ― George Bernard Shaw

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ― George Bernard Shaw

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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. ― George Bernard Shaw

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. ― George Bernard Shaw

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The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. ― George Bernard Shaw

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