If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ― George Bernard Shaw

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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. ― George Bernard Shaw

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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. ― George Bernard Shaw

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You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not? ― George Bernard Shaw

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. ― George Bernard Shaw

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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. ― George Bernard Shaw

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. ― George Bernard Shaw

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