I think rock 'n' roll would become exponentially, considerably more difficult to perform past about 65.

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard

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Peter Kay did a 'Mum Wants A Bungalow' Tour. Ours would be the 'Putting Our Mums In A Home' Tour. - Paul Whitehouse

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Everyone that you fight is not your enemy and everyone who helps you is not your friend. ― Mike Tyson

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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. ― Epictetus

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If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. -- Mark Twain

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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. -Sam Levenson

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Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do. ― Roy T. Bennett

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. ― Sarah Dessen

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