Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ― W.C. Fields

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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is! — Anne Frank

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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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The only love that won’t disappoint you is one that can’t change, that can’t be lost, that is not based on the ups and downs of life or of how well you live. It is something that not even death can take away from you. God’s love is the only thing like that.

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It is easier to imagine the death of one person than that of a hundred or a thousand... Multiplied, suffering becomes abstract. It is not easy to be moved by abstract things.

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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. ― Henry David Thoreau

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Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go.

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Death is our constant companion, and it is death that gives each person's life its true meaning. ― Paulo Coelho

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Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.

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