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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ― W.C. Fields
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Drink
Water
Disgusting
Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! ― W.C. Fields
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Goddamn
Fucking
Carlotta
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. ― W. C. Fields
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Lost
Hope
Disgrace
Death
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields
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Considered
Rather
Philadelphia
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields
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Woman
Life
Mother
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields
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Philadelphia
Wonderful
Night
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields
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Sprung
Honest
Break
Never give a sucker an even break. ― W.C. Fields
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Never
Give
Sucker
The news of my death is greatly exaggerated. ― W.C. Fields
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News
Death
Greatly
Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields
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Man
Beast
W.C. Fields
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? ― W.C. Fields
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Mooncalf
Jabbernowl
You
Never trust a man who doesn't drink. ― W.C. Fields
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Trust
Man
Drink
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields
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Free
Prejudices
People
Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields
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Lies
Rather
Philadelphia
Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields
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Drowned
Whiskey
Death
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ― W.C. Fields
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Live
Life
Saloon
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ― W. C. Fields
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Contemptible
Scoundrel
Lunch
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. ― W.C. Fields
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Child
Parboil
Hours
Tender
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ― W. C. Fields
Children
Neither
Heard
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. ― W.C. Fields
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Attitude
Important
Education
Circumstances