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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. ― W.C. Fields
Philadelphia caught my attention in 1995 when a group of homeless families were living in an abandoned cathedral. Even from the beginning they connected theology with what they were doing. They put a banner on the front of the cathedral that said, "How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday." — Shane Claiborne
America needs to understand Islam, because this is the one religion that erases from its society the race problem. Throughout my travels in the Muslim world, I have met, talked to, even eaten with people who in America would have been considered 'white,' but the 'white' attitude had been removed from their minds by the religion of Islam.
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ― W. C. Fields
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.– Albert Einstein
I’d rather regret the risks that didn’t work out than the chances I didn’t take at all. — Simone Biles
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields
Ain't fit for man nor beast ― W.C. Fields