I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ― W.C. Fields

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People are felt rather than seen after the first few moments.

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Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. ― W.C. Fields

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Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value. ― Albert Einstein

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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I’d rather regret the risks that didn’t work out than the chances I didn’t take at all. — Simone Biles

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. ― Kurt Cobain

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Never let us do wrong, because our opponents did so. Let us, rather, by doing right, show them what they ought to have done, and establish a rule the dictates of reason and conscience, rather than of the angry passions.

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields

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