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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields
I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all doing the up-and-down inspection thing. They appraise everybody from head to toe - the outfit, the handbag, the shoes, how much they weigh... I can't stand it! ― Sophia Bush
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields
People are felt rather than seen after the first few moments.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. ― Kurt Cobain
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. ― W.C. Fields
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright
Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value. ― Albert Einstein
America needs to understand Islam, because this is the one religion that erases from its society the race problem. Throughout my travels in the Muslim world, I have met, talked to, even eaten with people who in America would have been considered 'white,' but the 'white' attitude had been removed from their minds by the religion of Islam.