I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all doing the up-and-down inspection thing. They appraise everybody from head to toe - the outfit, the handbag, the shoes, how much they weigh... I can't stand it! ― Sophia Bush

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Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! ― W.C. Fields

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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance ― E.E. Cummings

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America needs to understand Islam, because this is the one religion that erases from its society the race problem. Throughout my travels in the Muslim world, I have met, talked to, even eaten with people who in America would have been considered 'white,' but the 'white' attitude had been removed from their minds by the religion of Islam.

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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.– Albert Einstein

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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ― W. C. Fields

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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night ― W.C. Fields

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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