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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ― Robert A. Heinlein
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other. — Bill Cosby
There’s no distinction of clime, age, and person, there’s one indivisible, Universal Brotherhood
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright
It is easier to imagine the death of one person than that of a hundred or a thousand... Multiplied, suffering becomes abstract. It is not easy to be moved by abstract things.
A person’s a person, no matter how small. — Dr. Seuss
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. ― Donald Trump
Life is too short to be scared and not take risks. I'd rather be the person that's like, 'I messed up,' than, 'I wish I did that.' -Justine Skye
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ― Steven Wright
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ― Steven Wright