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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ― Steven Wright

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I was lucky to spend so long on 'Blue Peter' and 'Newsround' and if you are a bit giddy, like I am, a bit daft, like I am, and you are the kind of person who makes lots of public mistakes, like I do, then it's sometimes hard for people to take me seriously. - Helen Skelton
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. ― Tom Bodett
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. ― Steven Wright
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world. ― Dr. Seuss
If you truly want to know a person, talk to their enemies. ― Jamie Leanne Gaines
You just can't beat the person who never gives up. — Babe Ruth
The greatest challenge in life is to be our own person and accept that being different is a blessing and not a curse. A person who knows who they are lives a simple life by eliminating from their orbit anything that does not align with his or her overriding purpose and values. A person must be selective with their time and energy because both elements of life are limited. ― Kilroy J. Oldster
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. ― Ann Landers
America needs to understand Islam, because this is the one religion that erases from its society the race problem. Throughout my travels in the Muslim world, I have met, talked to, even eaten with people who in America would have been considered 'white,' but the 'white' attitude had been removed from their minds by the religion of Islam.