All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia ― W.C. Fields

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Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.

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We are all mistaken sometimes; sometimes we do wrong things, things that have bad consequences. But it does not mean we are evil, or that we cannot be trusted ever afterward. ― Alison Croggon

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Life consists of what man is thinking about all day. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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An enlightened man had but one duty - to seek the way to himself, to reach inner certainty, to grope his way forward, no matter where it led.

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Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do. — Benjamin Spock

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For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends. ― Aeschylus

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? ― Steven Wright

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.- Oscar Wilde

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.― Andy Rooney

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