Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ― W. C. Fields

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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

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The poem, the song, the picture, is only water drawn from the well of the people, and it should be given back to them in a cup of beauty so that they may drink - and in drinking understand themselves.

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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships.

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You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea. - Medgar Evers

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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. — John Wayne

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The most important step a man can take. It's not the first one, is it? It's the next one. Always the next step. ― Brandon Sanderson

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