Quotes

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ― John F. Kennedy
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Jfk Quotes
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
― Yaşar Kemal
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Paul
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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Memorial Day
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
― Erica Jong
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Erica Jong
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Never mistake motion for action.
― Ernest Hemingway
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Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
― Ernest Hemingway
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Ernest Hemingway
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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
― Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest
― Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
― Winston Churchill
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Trust
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Winston Churchill
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party
― Winston Churchill
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Party
Winston Churchill
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
― Albert Einstein
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Way
Albert Einstein
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
― Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
― Lucille Ball
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Lucille Ball
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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
― Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.
― William S. Burroughs
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William S. Burroughs
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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
― William Shakespeare
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William Shakespeare
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Every woman should have a purse of her own.
― Susan B. Anthony
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Susan B. Anthony
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
― Will Rogers
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Will Rogers