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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
― Yaşar Kemal
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Parachute
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
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Computer
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher
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Disease
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright
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Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.
― Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
― Washington Irving
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Beer
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Washington Irving
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
― Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was.
― Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali
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Equality
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
― Karl Marx
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Karl Marx
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
― Bill Cosby
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God
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Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
― Bill Cosby
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Dog
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Bill Cosby
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
― Adi Da
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Adi Da