A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. - Kurt Vonnegut

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People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. — Zig Ziglar

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Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere ― Dr. Seuss

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I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

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My idea of paradise is a straight line to goal ― Friedrich Nietzsche

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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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