Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

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Ability is of little account without opportunity.

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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

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I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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