When you're too mad and too rattled to see straight, you're bound to make mistakes. You can't go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can't stand yourself.

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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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You see much more of your children once they leave home.

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

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Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

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