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You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.- Donald Trump
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Rich
Poor
Donald Trump
I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan
Quotes About Insurance
Dry-humor
Funny
Ghosts
Humor
Insurance
Joke
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Funny
Friendship
Prayer
Emerson Quotes
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. — Oscar Wilde
Funny
Sarcastic
Freedom
Historical Quotes
I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan
Fire
Funny
Humor
Powers
The-lost-hero
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal. ― Friedrich Nietzsche
Quotes About Goals
Inspirational
Funny
Leadership
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. ― Helen Keller
Helen Keller Quotes
Love
Inspirational
Funny
Heart
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! ― Dr. Seuss
Dr Suess Quotes
Here
Funny
Everywhere
Dr. Seuss
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere ― Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss Quotes
Here
Funny
Everywhere
Dr. Seuss
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed-men, and such as sleep o'nights; Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; he thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
Julius Caesar Quotes
Funny
Sleep
Night
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
Julius Caesar Quotes
Funny
Beer
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
Juice Wrld Quotes
Funny
Crazy
Silly
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams
Funny
Humor
Thinking
Robin Williams Quotes
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. ― Robin Williams
Funny
Latin
Humor
Robin Williams Quotes
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ― Robin Williams
Funny
Mom
Jesus
Robin Williams Quotes
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ― John F. Kennedy
Funny
Forgiveness
Witty
Jfk Quotes
Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you’re living it. ― Mik Everett
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Living
Tomorrow
Mik Everett
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire
Funny
Peace
War
Voltaire Quotes
A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.
― Arthur Conan Doyle
Funny
Family
Sad
Dangerous
Whoever
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
― Yaşar Kemal
Funny
Motivational
Humorous
Parachute
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