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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ― Robin Williams
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Robin Williams Quotes
I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope. ― Kanye West
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Dope
Kanye Quotes
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
― Ellen DeGeneres
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Beautiful
Mom
Ellen DeGeneres
Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me!
― Lady Gaga
Inspiring
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Mother
Lady Gaga
I always wanted what Mom and Dad had.
― Kim Kardashian
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Dad
MomAndDad
Kim Kardashian
I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.
― Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
Mom
Thinking
Perspective
I'm a strong supporter of comfort breeds complacency. Growing up poor I wasn't comfortable, my mom had to work so hard and I woke up one day and decided I was not going to come home until I could help her pay the bills.
― Farrah Gray
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Strong
GrowingUp
Farrah Gray
I'm a strong supporter of comfort breeds complacency. Growing up poor I wasn't comfortable, and my mom had to work so hard and I woke up one day and decided I was not going to come home until I could help her pay the bills.
― Farrah Gray
Mom
Strong
GrowingUp
Farrah Gray
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
― Sarah Palin
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Mom
Mother
Sarah Palin
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
― Bill Cosby
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Mom
Children
Bill Cosby
I was raised in a spirit of the importance of service to your fellow man. My mom is a senator back home in South Africa. My father is a very caring and generous individual.
― Adhir Kalyan
Adhir Kalyan
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My Mom
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