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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
