Old is always fifteen years from now.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

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