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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.