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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
