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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
