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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
