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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
