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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
