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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.