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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
